- Old is in according to Gail Collins. That should make the old fart’s heart sing.
- Pallin Around With Sarah and Bill – a possible new talk show staring Sarah Palin and Bill Ayres.
- Why you are fat. Some truly gross and disgusting food. Be sure to check out more than just the first page. I might taste (and only a taste for my sweet tooth) the Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough but nothing else pictured here.