McCain-Palin Fire Sale.

Get your used campaign equipment here.  But, don’t be lookin’ for any of that fashionable attire from Saks or Neiman’s that was purchased for the Palin family.

A “Dear John” Letter.

If McCain Were Black and Obama White…

… this is what they’d look like.

What’s Up With This?

From CNN.

At a boisterous Sarah Palin rally in Polk City, Florida on Saturday afternoon, one name was surprisingly absent from the campaign décor — John McCain’s.

Looking around the Fantasy of Flight aircraft hangar where the rally took place, there were all the usual reminders that it was a pro-McCain event. There were two large “Country First” banners hung on the walls along with four enormous American flags meant to conjure the campaign’s underlying patriotic theme. Many of the men and women in the audience wore McCain hats and t-shirts.

But on closer inspection, the GOP nominee’s name was literally nowhere to be found on any of the official campaign signage distributed to supporters at the event.

“My Friends.” (The Musical.)

Typo Alert.

Maybe McCain can’t afford to pay a proof reader.  From a recent McCain ad.

Sperm for McCain-Palin.

What Losing Candidates/Campaigns Say. VIII.

“We still think we’ve got plenty of time to close the gap enough to make this election competitive and win it.”

Stood Up By Joe the Plumber.

What Losing Candidates/Campaigns Say. VII.

“Our private polls show that we are closing fast and will be ahead by election day.”

Photo of the Day.

Here’s a crowd shot of part of the McCain rally in Ohio.

The Reconstituted Village People.

Is the McCain Campaign trying to put the Village People back together? We have “John McCain the Sailor,” “Joe the Plumber” and now “Tito the Builder.”

Tito the Builder made an appearance here today

Tito Munoz, like Joe the Plumber, is a Sen. John McCain campaign supporter who represents the small-business voting bloc that McCain and his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, have been courting the past few weeks. Munoz became a fixture in Palin’s stump speeches after she heard his story from McCain.

All they need is “Tonto the Indian,” “Rex the Policeman,” and a couple of others.

86, 85, 83, 76, & 76.

McCain is supposed to appear later this week with his “five former secretaries of state” who have endorsed him. It should be a picture that will attracts many of the youth vote.  The average age of these guys (Schultz, Kissinger, Haig, Baker and Eagleburger) is over 81.  So maybe they are doing it to make McCain look young.

What Losing Candidates/Campaigns Say. VI.

“The small size of the crowds at our rallies is only because we can’t afford the money to attract large crowds.”

Is Bigger Better?

Does the one with the largest yard sign win? I didn’t know yard signs voted.

Hat tip: Matt Stoller, Open Left.

Quote for the Day. (Eratic and Belligerant Editon.)

“I am going to test them. They are not going to test me.”

–John McCain

What war are you going to start now, John? Haven’t we had enough of cowboy diplomacy?

Blog Headline of the Day.

Bush casts his ballot for a third term.

Cartoon of the Day. (Hope Edition.)

from Mr. Fish

Do You Call 911 Due to Heavy Traffic?

Joe McCain, John McCain’s brother, calls 911 to ask why traffic is heavy. What if anything does it say about McCain’s family?

Who is McCain’s Best Friend? Hint: It’s not Joe the Plumber.

It’s George the President. And, don’t forget it.